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Haiku in honor of the Vice Presidential Debate!

In honor of the Joe Biden/Paul Ryan VP debate on Thursday, October 11, 2012, I composed this little ditty:

“Head to head debate;
Who’s better at funerals,
Biden or Ryan?”

 

Just having some fun with how our prior VP’s worked!

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Get your copy of Barack HAIKU Obama here:

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Get your copy of Bush Haikus here:

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Amazon.com: http://www.amazon.com/Bush-Haikus-Simple-Presidency-ebook/dp/B00361ENXU/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1347374009&sr=1-1

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Funny Political Quotes by Vice President Dan Quayle!

Funny political quotes by Vice President Dan Quayle! – Remember when we thought he was a foolish VP? Sarah Palin Quotes  could have easily beaten him for that title. Quayle was the basis of many wonderful Republican jokes and political comedy in the 1980′s and 1990′s.

 

5. I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future.

4. What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.

3. One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is ‘to be prepared’. December 6, 1989

2. I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made. August 17, 1989

1. We’re going to have the best-educated American people in the world. September 9, 1988

 

Quayle gave us numerous funny political quotes, and added to America’s political comedy scene. The Republican jokes were great in the 1980′s and 1990′s but they really were great under Bush.  I’m glad the American people did not make the same choice to bring Sarah Palin into the VP’s office! You can read about Sarah Palin and her family’s foibles in my book  PALIN PEARLS: Political Haikus 2008-2011 and read her funny political quotes too!

 

 

Get your copy of Bush Haikus here:

 

At Smashwords:

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/116129

 

On Amazon.com:

http://www.amazon.com/Bush-Haikus-Simple-Presidency-ebook/dp/B00361ENXU/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1347374009&sr=1-1

 

And you can get it on Apple iTunes

http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/neil-glick/id492228468?mt=11

 

Get your copy of Palin Pearls here:

 

At Smashwords:

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/119753

 

On Amazon.com

http://www.amazon.com/PALIN-PEARLS-Political-2008-2011-ebook/dp/B006UH87XO/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1347373984&sr=8-4&keywords=neil+glick

 

And you can get it on Apple iTunes

http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/neil-glick/id492228468?mt=11

 
 
 

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